WINTER DRIVING TIP #3.14

"crown victor victoria" (cvv) 01/17/2014 at 09:10 • Filed to: winter driving tips

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Heated seats are a great way of saying "Fuck you, passengers! My ass and back are super toasty but I know it'll be a while before the warm air makes it to you! You can all freeze back there! HA HA HA HA!"

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > crown victor victoria 01/17/2014 at 09:12

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In a related note, if you fart on a heated seat, the effect is amplified. The worst heated place to fart at, is a stand-up tanning booth.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > crown victor victoria 01/17/2014 at 09:12

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Pi.

Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS > crown victor victoria 01/17/2014 at 09:13

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Don't you mean Winter Driving Tip Pi? Lawl math humor.

404usernotfound > crown victor victoria 01/17/2014 at 09:14

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Solution, have a car that has heaters in all the seats, like my I35.

Cajun Ginger > 404usernotfound 01/17/2014 at 09:20

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My kids were so happy that the new car has heated rear seats. Stupid Wisconsin winters.

404usernotfound > Cajun Ginger 01/17/2014 at 09:24

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The winter package is awesome. The best part is the heated steering wheel.

Cajun Ginger > 404usernotfound 01/17/2014 at 09:25

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No heated steering wheel on my car. :(

Agrajag > crown victor victoria 01/17/2014 at 09:31

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My brother the last time he was in my car.

"Oh thank god. I forgot your car had heated seats. I thought I shit my pants."

Jagvar > crown victor victoria 01/17/2014 at 09:36

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...unless the rear seats are heated as well.

XJDano > crown victor victoria 01/17/2014 at 09:49

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I just realized that STL area code is same as pi. 314

crown victor victoria > Jagvar 01/17/2014 at 12:10

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The people reading these posts of mine for informational purposes are going to call you a warlock if you wave that picture around.

Also I saw a Phaeton in downtown New Orleans yesterday and immediately thought of you. Maybe that's creepy but it is true.

Jagvar > crown victor victoria 01/17/2014 at 12:17

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Eh, not that creepy. I'm "the Phaeton guy" to most of the people who know me.

Definitely wasn't my car in New Orleans, though. :)

crown victor victoria > Jagvar 01/17/2014 at 13:26

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I don't buy it. Fess up, you are here on a "barefoot mardi gras" scouting run.

Jagvar > crown victor victoria 01/17/2014 at 13:32

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Bourbon Street is the only place I've ever regretted going barefoot.

crown victor victoria > Jagvar 01/17/2014 at 13:39

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Haha, I was going to say never attempt barefoot mardi gras.

But the quarter especially. I would say not to go barefoot there at any time of the year. Unless you like hepatitis.